just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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