Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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