i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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