4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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