I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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