and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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