In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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