i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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