i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Come on in and take your pants off
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