it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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