It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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