Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
