WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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