we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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