Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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