She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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