That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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