I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize