How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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