I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Drunk is not a location!
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