you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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