Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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