Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize