Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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