I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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