Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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