Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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