I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
My vagina just clenched in fear
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