just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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