i jhust puked up my retainher.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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