Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just google imaged poop.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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