Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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