the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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