that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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