I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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