if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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