Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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