cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
