No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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