I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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