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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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