Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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