your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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