Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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