I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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