piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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