So drunk its hurt
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Randomize
