And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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