We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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