and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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