I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize