Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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