your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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