Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Everyone says I win the strip club
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
dude. I can hear the air.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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