why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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