Where is the hickey?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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