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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.

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You guys make me sad

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You misspelled jealous there

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(514): View more from Quebec

Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank

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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?

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(214): View more from Texas

I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.

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