don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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