love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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