You can't special order awesome
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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